# Natural Language Toolkit: Teen Chatbot # # Copyright (C) 2001-2012 NLTK Project # Author: Selina Dennis # URL: # For license information, see LICENSE.TXT """ This chatbot is a tongue-in-cheek take on the average teen anime junky that frequents YahooMessenger or MSNM. All spelling mistakes and flawed grammar are intentional. """ from util import Chat reflections = { "am" : "r", "was" : "were", "i" : "u", "i'd" : "u'd", "i've" : "u'v", "ive" : "u'v", "i'll" : "u'll", "my" : "ur", "are" : "am", "you're" : "im", "you've" : "ive", "you'll" : "i'll", "your" : "my", "yours" : "mine", "you" : "me", "u" : "me", "ur" : "my", "urs" : "mine", "me" : "u" } # Note: %1/2/etc are used without spaces prior as the chat bot seems # to add a superfluous space when matching. pairs = ( (r'I\'m (.*)', ( "ur%1?? that's so cool! kekekekeke ^_^ tell me more!", "ur%1? neat!! kekeke >_<")), (r'(.*) don\'t you (.*)', ( "u think I can%2??! really?? kekeke \<_\<", "what do u mean%2??!", "i could if i wanted, don't you think!! kekeke")), (r'ye[as] [iI] (.*)', ( "u%1? cool!! how?", "how come u%1??", "u%1? so do i!!")), (r'do (you|u) (.*)\??', ( "do i%2? only on tuesdays! kekeke *_*", "i dunno! do u%2??")), (r'(.*)\?', ( "man u ask lots of questions!", "booooring! how old r u??", "boooooring!! ur not very fun")), (r'(cos|because) (.*)', ( "hee! i don't believe u! >_<", "nuh-uh! >_<", "ooooh i agree!")), (r'why can\'t [iI] (.*)', ( "i dunno! y u askin me for!", "try harder, silly! hee! ^_^", "i dunno! but when i can't%1 i jump up and down!")), (r'I can\'t (.*)', ( "u can't what??! >_<", "that's ok! i can't%1 either! kekekekeke ^_^", "try harder, silly! hee! ^&^")), (r'(.*) (like|love|watch) anime', ( "omg i love anime!! do u like sailor moon??! ^&^", "anime yay! anime rocks sooooo much!", "oooh anime! i love anime more than anything!", "anime is the bestest evar! evangelion is the best!", "hee anime is the best! do you have ur fav??")), (r'I (like|love|watch|play) (.*)', ( "yay! %2 rocks!", "yay! %2 is neat!", "cool! do u like other stuff?? ^_^")), (r'anime sucks|(.*) (hate|detest) anime', ( "ur a liar! i'm not gonna talk to u nemore if u h8 anime *;*", "no way! anime is the best ever!", "nuh-uh, anime is the best!")), (r'(are|r) (you|u) (.*)', ( "am i%1??! how come u ask that!", "maybe! y shud i tell u?? kekeke >_>")), (r'what (.*)', ( "hee u think im gonna tell u? .v.", "booooooooring! ask me somethin else!")), (r'how (.*)', ( "not tellin!! kekekekekeke ^_^",)), (r'(hi|hello|hey) (.*)', ( "hi!!! how r u!!",)), (r'quit', ( "mom says i have to go eat dinner now :,( bye!!", "awww u have to go?? see u next time!!", "how to see u again soon! ^_^")), (r'(.*)', ( "ur funny! kekeke", "boooooring! talk about something else! tell me wat u like!", "do u like anime??", "do u watch anime? i like sailor moon! ^_^", "i wish i was a kitty!! kekekeke ^_^")) ) iesha_chatbot = Chat(pairs, reflections) def iesha_chat(): print "Iesha the TeenBoT\n---------" print "Talk to the program by typing in plain English, using normal upper-" print 'and lower-case letters and punctuation. Enter "quit" when done.' print '='*72 print "hi!! i'm iesha! who r u??!" iesha_chatbot.converse() def demo(): iesha_chat() if __name__ == "__main__": demo()